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| ive seen this guy in the showroom with his dog 5 times now over the course of a week and a half and every time he comes in hes sneezing and blowing his nose. i think hes just allergic to his dog. im going to see new moon tonight with leanne. no wise cracks, no poking fun, lets just leave it at that. my birthday is a week from tomorrow and im trying to set up an overnight ski trip for it. im a double black diamond skier but i havent been in the past two or three years; hope im not too rusty. ive been skiing since i was 8 years old so i guess its kind of like riding a bike. the big 2-5. im getting old, man. 15 years and ill be forty, what the fuck is that about? i dont want to get old. shit starts creakin and crackin, you move slower, you take longer to get up, gotta piss more often, cant drink as much booze- the list goes on. i still feel like im 18 years old, i still just wanna have fun. guess everyone comes to a realization at some point. work blows; i just saw a coworker tapping the bottom of the can trying to get every last drop of pepsi out of it. when i asked if he got it all (sarcastically,) he replied, "well, i paid for it." better start worrying about that pepsi shortage about to hit.
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| hey xanga! im making a comeback. i drove an 867 horse power truck with a twenty thousand dollar blower motor in it today; tons of fun. tomorrow im going to u of i to visit my buddy derek and my friend greg who is coming from england to pay a visit. im bringing a case of old style, a bottle of everclear, some gatorade, and red bull. time for some death mix. one bottle everclear, one 32 ounce gatorade, two cans of redbull. lets get nuts.
EDIT/ heres a few pictures of what will most likely happen tomorrow after the everclear is gone: 
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| so i had this really weird dream the other night. so i went on this family reunion trip with my mom and step dad and they werent supposed to bring anyone with them but i begged and they let me anyway as long as i didnt get too drunk and embarrass them. we get there and its people ive never even seen before and some people i thought were dead. anyway im having a really awesome time and im hitting on third cousins and then as the night winds down everything sort of turns into a sour atmosphere. so when i ask why everyones in a somber and down mood and no one will repond to me. they all just look sort of sad and then it happens: a black car full of gangsters in 1920s dress storm in and shoot and kill everyone. im talkin bloodbath; its a gruesome scene. i get shot and killed. then i wake up, and whew! its just a dream. and i tell all of my new friends and family members that ive just met about it and theyre not enjoying it, because they then explain to me that unfortunately it is all real, and this happens over and over again. they relive that day and theyre all already dead, and now, apparently, so am i. they say only one person has ever gotten out of it and they dont know what happened to him. he just disappeared. they had no further details. apparently my mom and step dad were told not to bring anyone because it was only their time to go, not mine, and now im stuck in this hell. turns out they constantly relive a historical event that took place in the 1920s and it is destined to constantly be relived by tortured souls. anyway, so every night i try to escape this scenario. i try and change certain things each time to save myself and others, but unfortunately nothing ever works and i get killed every time. finally, one day i found an escape, and ran and ran and ran until i couldnt run any more. after tons of walking through forests i came up just this big hotel amongst closed shops in what appeared to be a ghost town. the only thing open was the hotel and it was booming. as soon as i get in this very attractive younger woman comes up to me and says here come with me, i have something to show you. hell im so happy i escaped and now this hot chick wants to take me somewhere? you got it. we take the elevator up to the top floor and she takes me into a room and starts undressing me and we're making out, its great. but my curiosity gets me and i say hey what did you have to show me? and she says shhhh no ill show you later. and i said no, show me now, so shes frustrated and says OK. she takes me back into the elevator, the doors close, and the elevator plummets toward the ground, we crash and die, and then i wake up in the hotel. it was explained to me by the girl that when that guy escaped from the 1920s scenario he didnt really escape. he just went to another event. and when i approached they didnt know it at the time, but i replaced him. its like a cycle. no matter where i run to, it will always end in death. and apparently the scenario i was in involved an event in the past where a faulty elevator shaft killed a man and a woman, and now i was living it.
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| THE LAWRENCE ARMS 10TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW AT THE METRO!
 
First 100 people at the door receive a limited edition colored 7inch vinyl record of Buttsweat and Tears
First 150 people 21 and older receive free admission to the private after party sponsored by MGD.
They'll be playing a THIRTY song set list, entirely picked by the fans themselves.
200 Hand screened limited edition posters (hand numbered) will be available for purchase.
The concert will be filmed and released on DVD.
I'll be in line 5 hours before the doors open, so lets hope I'm one of the lucky souls to get all the perks.
Oh, and as for this being their tenth anniversary show, it will be my 30th time seeing them.
You can preview two new songs from buttsweat and tears before it comes out on the 27th here:
http://www.soyamilkzine.net/?page=band
Cheers.
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